Lebanese quirks that make me smile

1. An ad campaign for a flat screen tv where the product is displayed next to a girl with a small chest and with the slogan: "Flat and Proud"
2. The attempts to hide tanks behind camouflage in the middle of the city. Especially when those tanks never change their location. I've been told it might actually be in order to conceal themselves from planes.
3. A mosque covered with Christmas lights.
4. A women reading while driving through Beyrouth's hellish traffic
5. Always being dressed like you're about to go out, even when going skiing
6. AUB students, strolling on the Corniche early morning in their PJs.
7. Cars with melting snowmen on their rooftops in Beirut
8. Highway exits: it's not a ramp, it's a sudden turn. In Safra, it feels like a rollercoaster, your stomach literally jumps.
9. Cats at AUB trying to steal your lunch.
10. An old lady with 2 teeth left, trying to eat a bar of chocolate.

To be continued